Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos’ Wedding – Worst Dressed FULL Commentary

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"

Hello everyone, welcome back. This article is for all those who have a passion for the latest gossip and celebrity fashion. And today, we are discussing the worst-dressed list at the wedding between Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.

Yes, they are not royal, but I just thought this would be a bit of fun. Although royals do feature on this list because there were a couple of royals in attendance. But also, a lot of trash at this ceremony.

So without further ado, let’s go ahead and get into it. And as a reminder, this is all in good fun.

And the first, I’ve got to say—and this should not be a surprise in the slightest—is Kim Kardashian and seemingly Balenciaga. And this thing is hideous. I just don’t like... I was watching and looking at these pictures, going, "Why? Why would you wear something so ugly?"

Yes, you might be fit, but that is ugly. It’s a crop-top-type thing—or a bandeau across the boobs. A long skirt that says Balenciaga on it. Some hideously futuristic-style glasses and python boots or booties. Why?

With, of course, as well, a zip-up hoodie that probably belonged to a boyfriend or something. I think this is a special level of ugly.

And Kim Kardashian can look great. She used to look cute. But I don’t know if, as you get more money, you feel the need to look more trashy. I don’t know why that would be a thing. Or maybe the influence of Kanye West has been too much for the poor soul. Either way—horrible, horrible look.

And I have to say—one of the worst of this whole wild fiasco.

And speaking of wild, next on the list is Khloe Kardashian in a leopard-print jumpsuit or onesie. It’s like hard to tell. She even has like a Stanley Cup and like a $30,000 Louis Vuitton bag in pink. I don’t know what the heck this hot mess is.

This is the adage of just because you can wear something, doesn’t mean you should wear something.

Now I could see this whole jumpsuit/onesie-type of thing being kind of cute if fashioned correctly, like with a blazer or something. Maybe it wouldn’t be quite so like a dance-class reject. But this is just like... why? Why are you wearing this?

Explain to me why. What made you think this was a good idea? Like seriously. The Louis Vuitton bag, though—I will take that. I will take that.

Next, we got on the worst dress list here—because we will go again, guys, from worst to best—is Diane von Fürstenberg, who is wearing pyjamas in Venice.

And yeah, just because you are a fashion designer does not mean you have a sense of fashion. Just saying…

And just as a little side note, in case you didn’t know, Diane von Fürstenberg—the von Fürstenberg is technically a regal title. She is actually of the von Fürstenberg family in terms of that’s what she married into, and they’re of German nobility.

So she appeared there, but I think she must have overslept by nap time and needed to come out in her jammies. So we have a jammy appearance.

Next on the list here, we have Kris Jenner. I am not a fan of leopard print, guys—and this leopard-print ensemble... oh, it is awful.

It is all sorts of awfulness. And it looks ridiculous for what she’s doing.

Why are you walking around Venice in what I would guess is a Dolce & Gabbana full-length dress? Long sleeves, long dress. It’s probably pretty hot and humid in Venice. I’ve been to Venice…it’s hot and humid.

Huge Dolce & Gabbana earrings. Sunglasses.

Whereas Khloe looks—I would argue, and she’s further up on the list here in this outfit—very cute, casual, comfy, and yet appropriate for what they are doing.

I don’t know what Kris is wearing. It should be burned.

It’s almost one of those things where I think Khloe could have gone around actually sort of incognito, but anybody walking around in the Kris Jenner ensemble—everybody is going to look at you and see, “What the heck are you wearing?”

Alright, guys, we’re still definitely in the worst categories here.

Next, we have Sydney Sweeney, who is well known for her assets. But in this particular picture, it looks like she is wearing a diaper.

So this dress has a feature where it’s sort of long on the sides, goes up a little bit where it covers the legs, and then goes down in the front. And then... I just kept looking at this, and all I could think of was: diaper.

So this is a huge miss. It’s not a bad dress; not a bad look. But sometimes you just need to think outside the box here for a second. Go, “Wait... does this look like a diaper?” Well, yes. Yeah, it does.

Maybe it’s best not to wear the diaper publicly.

And I didn’t have a strong opinion on the dress she wore to the ceremony. It’s fine. I will; for some people, sort of a mix couple of different looks just because I had a strong opinion on one, but I got the pictures of the others, and I was like, well, might as well show it to you.

It’s a sweet pink dress, but also not... not very exciting, anyway, take a look. But yeah, that other dress is awful.

And the next one—this is a wife of some sort of investor dude, and honestly, I don’t care to look it up again—but she is wearing, I think, this hideous dress.

Like, just because you have money doesn’t mean you have taste. Her earrings are two different colours. One is pink, I think? Or maybe one is blue? Or it might just be that, based on the shadows and stuff, they’re both pink and I can’t tell.

And this, like, weird sequin with flower appliqué with more sequin thing? This is just awful. It’s just all sorts of awful. Her husband here looks dapper in his suit, but she... that dress is awful. So, so, so terrible.

Alright, so guys, moving on—I’m trying to figure out which dress I have up next here. And I believe it is Khloe Kardashian in this—it’s like almost a weird python-type thing, but it’s like a bodysuit in terms of... It’s got no pants.

It covers the kind of—it’s like a boudoir type thing. And yeah... It’s just, I don’t know. It’s just so tacky. I don’t even know what this is. Don’t care.

Like, we can see her butt. Like, for these women and all the money they have and all the jewellery they have, they just still can’t buy class.

And they are very successful—I will give them that. But class should be a thing too here. And this is just... It’s just terrible.

Alright, next guys here—again, we’re not getting away from the Kardashians. This time it’s another python print dress that Kim is wearing with bedazzled shoulders.

Again, this is just like slimy, tacky. I’m not—I’m not a fan overall. Like, very much not a fan of python or any type of animal print. I just don’t find it...

Like, on shoes, I’m okay with it. But on dresses, I find it particularly unattractive. And as somebody else who has a bigger bust line, you can tell that Kim’s dress is not meant to fit her bust.

So it kind of looks a bit ridiculous. Because this is for a woman with, like, size A cup, and she has like double D or E or whatever the heck she has.

And so it just kind of looks almost a little ridiculous and silly. Because the boobs just don’t fit. They don’t look right. And it’s just tacky and classless, I will say.

So definitely—oh gosh—a thumbs down, guys.

And it’s not getting any better here. We still have some slop to get through.

Next on the list, I have to give it to Victoria, who is a supermodel. She is dating Leonardo DiCaprio. And this dress could have been cool, but it looks like it went through the shredder at some point.

And this was the tragic remnants of whatever the heck it was.

Like, there’s a part of me that likes a bit of the top here, a bit of the halter, a bit of the flowers that wrap around.

But then the bottom of the dress is just awful. You have—looks like a trumpet sort of skirt. So it’s tight-fitted throughout most of the body here until it gets about to the knees.

It just looks like... it got shredded. And then we have a tie-up on the side.

It’s—this is too many things. The designer needs to choose one thing. You either get the flowers, or you get the sort of top bust line, which maybe could have been combined with the flowers.

But if you get, here, a fitted sort of more A-line rest of the dress—take out the lace up the side—maybe it’s a little, you could say, boring. But at least it looks classic and elegant.

This is just a mess. I just feel like this is such a mess of a look. And I was expecting more. And it just—it wasn’t there. It wasn’t there.

It’s also a little bit see-through. And we also have her look for another part of the event—I think this was the actual wedding ceremony—and it’s classic. It’s elegant

Alright, guys, moving on. We now get to Kylie Jenner. And I initially thought this could have been Dolce & Gabbana, but it doesn’t look like it. It’s a designer I haven’t heard of before. It’s from the designer Daria Findu.

And it’s just like... I don’t know. I feel like I’ve seen this a thousand times before. Dolce & Gabbana has done very similar things. It has a tie-up front, or you know, kind of bodice-y. It looks sort of like a dismantled undergarment boudoir-type thing.

And I just think it’s tacky. It’s just not very pretty or elegant. I mean, not that we would expect much more from Kylie. But she has done things before. And of course, she has to post a photo of herself as close to her boobs as possible.

I mean, but we’re—we’re getting to Lauren Sanchez. So, I mean, that’s kind of par for the course.

Alright, next look. I kind of did a double feature here because both of them were in the picture together, although I feel like Kendall’s is worse. And I couldn’t get an individual picture or very good pictures.

And so this is Kylie and Kendall Jenner. Kendall, in particular, is in this floral... they’re both in lace. Kylie’s is a little nicer, but Kendall’s is like this floral thing.

And I just don’t think it looks particularly good. It’s kind of cheap-looking, to be honest. Her makeup also could use some work, I think.

And it looks like something I could get in any store in the mall, like a Forever 21. I could walk in there and get that exact dress.

And so in some ways, I just find it to be rather disappointing…

Alright, so moving on, guys. Next, we have Oprah Winfrey in this lace and sort of wrap dress number in pink.

The colour is not bad, but the rest of the dress... It’s like, come on, Oprah. You’re in your seventies now or something?

At the very least, it’s a lot going on. I think it would have been much better—I don’t like it when somebody has a draping down the front, like a little tie that goes down the front like hers does. It’s not all that flattering.

And then we do have a wrap around the waist here. The lace shoulders seem like a bit much. It’s just a lot going on.

I mean, I feel like this is the wedding of the tacky. You know, she’s—Lauren is marrying a billionaire. So the, you know, the more the better. Like if you’re marrying a billionaire, the more you have to show off in impractical styles.

So I feel like this one fits. And yeah, I just have to say—not a fan of it at all. It’s terrible.

Alright, so guys—and I gotta wonder—is Gayle a guest of Oprah? Or are the little ladies of the astronaut trip, do they get to travel together? I don’t know.

Anyways—we’re still on bad.

Next, we have Karlie Kloss, who is wearing—I’m not sure which designer is. I kind of hate the top of this, though. I can’t see the full dress, but I do hate the top.

I just think, like, the short V-cut here and the poofy bit in the front... I just think it’s all sorts of awful. She is pregnant, and so she does—will struggle a bit.

The necklace is amazing. It kind of reminds me of the one that Jennifer Garner wore to the Oscars several years ago when Ben won.

And it also has a trumpet skirt. You can see it a bit here in this picture. I am not a fan of trumpet skirts. I just find them weird.

So I just have to say—not liking this look at all.

Alright, guys, we are continuing. The next is Brooke Nader, whom I’m not super familiar with. But she is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress here.

We’ve seen this dress a lot over the years. This has been a staple of theirs for a long time.

And it’s not a horrible dress, but it’s also not super exciting either. But at least she looks appropriate and covered up. So that’s... that’s not bad.

Next, we have Ellie Goulding. And this is a nice, nice look, but I can’t see much of it. Can barely see any of it. So it’s—it’s hard to like give it a full thumbs up.

We’re starting to get into the realm, guys, of this is sort of okay. So I will call this okay until I can confirm otherwise, because I just can’t tell. But it doesn’t seem to be that bad. So I have to say—sort of liking it.

Alright, next is one that my mom called kind of a cow dress—like it had a print sort of like a cow. And this is Oprah Winfrey in this cut-out dress—in her seventies, which is probably not recommended.

She’s sort of getting too old for this look, but Ozempic has been her lifesaver. So we must show off the Ozempic. And the colour is not bad.

But—and I can’t see the full, full dress effect—but it’s just eh. It’s just eh. Not the worst thing in the world, but also not the best. Alright, guys, next we are getting to our first look at the bride. And I do have to give this one a thumbs down.

And it’s actually for an interesting reason, because it’s—it’s not the worst or most offensive thing. But when she’s coming out of the stores and you get a look at her legs—like she’s in great shape—but she doesn’t have the legs for that dress no more.

Just... just gotta say. Just—just gotta say she doesn’t have the legs for that dress.

So sometimes it’s best—as you get older and stuff—sometimes it’s best to just stay longer. But we know that that’s not how she got her billionaire man, so I kind of understand it too.

And next, we’re still going with Lauren. And this is a lace ensemble that she wore the day after her wedding. It looks like they’re at some sort of big party.

And she just—because her proportions are so bizarre, because of the... the bazongas are so ridiculously overfilled—she looks like a bobblehead.

It’s just like—she looks like a Barbie in a kind of like, the worst way. It’s—it’s not attractive to me. And I find this dress to be...

You can say, especially when it comes to her bustline, her bustline just looks so ridiculous that… It's almost like she could use those things as flotation devices.

They just do not fit her frame at all. And it makes her look... it just makes her look insane.

But the diamond she’s wearing is definitely insane. I would not mind having a stone like that. She apparently got a new one after her wedding or around her wedding, which is super-duper huge.

bye guys

So yeah.

That’s it for now. I’ll be back with the best looks from the wedding soon; there were some really amazing ones. Until then, hope you enjoyed the tea!